Eric Moeller

Almost always satirical

[Eric Moeller @ETMoeller]

@OzzyMaverickX Oh so you’re just a racist?

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@StockViking 2+2=4 and everything makes sense again for @MartinCothran

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@tsnmike It’s been no where in the Kentucky tri state that I’ve been able to find. My personal streak was broken 😞. Glad you saw it!

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@BracketguyDave Does Kentucky get knocked off your 3 seed line as a result?

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@Acyn Pretty wild stuff but at least 2+2=4 right @MartinCothran ? oh and still waiting for the price of my groceries to go down now that the math finally makes sense

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@iluminatibot @Ebberger02

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@Jaws111287 @MartinCothran Kim Davis keeps coming to mind for some reason

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@ChariotChad Wait, nevermind. I forgot that malnourished twigs who spend their lives inhaling blackpill garbage don’t exactly hit the gym. You’re not superior. You’re not intimidating. You’re just another limp-dicked failure begging for validation online. Tragic.

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@ChariotChad .
And the weight insult? Cute. Nothing screams peak masculinity like an anonymous internet virgin rage-posting about another man’s body. I assume you’re built like a Greek god

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@Ebberger02 And then go somewhere quiet. Where you can finish your book.

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@Ebberger02 Tbh it feels like one of those days where you don’t wanna lift a finger

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@MartinCothran Wi-Fi radiation opens up your blood-brain barrier, so all these toxins that are in your body can now go into your brain.

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@elonmusk @MartinCothran you gonna correct your boy about living in a democracy? #2plus2equals4

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@atrupar Where is his tie? Why is his kid there? I didn’t think we lived in a democracy. But 2+2 finally = 4 right @MartinCothran

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@ABC 2+2=4 @MartinCothran