Eton Merritt

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

it is finally that time of year again and no i do not mean the holidays. drop your spotify wrapped below and i will roast your top songs/artists

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

@Dfrimms Smile, you’re beautiful 😍

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

Alright, it’s April fools... it would be a great time to let everyone know this is just a sick a joke 🙏🏽

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

So weird a guy ate a bat halfway across the world and now I can’t go to the gym.

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

I just realized that this single use plastic ban means no more milk bags. Imagine growing up not knowing what it’s like to cut too big of a hole in the bag...

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

@CamGuthrie Why not use the mustang drive-in?

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

Why has no one ever questioned the logic of Easter!?! Like there are Easter eggs, which come from chickens, but then there are Easter bunnies... unless there are some mean ass bunnies stealing chicken eggs this makes no sense!

[TheSupeTrader @TheSupeTrader]

This is crazy! Watch all of it.

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

It’s probably just water, who’s wasting a drink in that?!? I’m downing that shit 🍻

[Complex @Complex]

Sending our prayers to the game show 🐐 Alex Trebek ❤

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

The newest growing rapper

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

Valentine’s Day is when you realize that everyone from high school is actually in a relationship

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

We see a part of everyones beliefs and moral ethics when it comes to religion and politics, but you truly see who someone is depending on if they are for or against the patriots

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

#BellLetsTalk

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

I wonder what it’s like to go the Toronto Christmas market... it seems like everyone is just on their phones the whole time

[Harvey Specter™ @theJay_Show]

I'm so glad Shannon aint tuck his tail and fold like Stephen A. Smith would have when Jenny started talking. He's 100% right.

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

Bell Let's Talk Day 2019 is January 30! https://t.co/DOfH35iShi

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

When I was younger?!? What about last week?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

SO BADASS

[Eton Merritt @EtonM]

Psa for all those students that can afford a car but not the gas

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘I can think of nothing more American.’ — Beto O'Rourke — the man taking on Ted Cruz — brilliantly explains why NFL players kneeling during the anthem is not disrespectful