Michael Etta

They call me Michael Eddison or Mikey Knots...

[Michael Etta @Ettahh]

Want to win 🧦Socks. For Life. 🧦from @DarnTough? Seriously, they really are that good 👉 #MadeInUSA #LifetimeGuarantee https://t.co/0rrc9c7nl2

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you ain't get enough sleep so every little thing throughout the day pisses tf you off

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Just gonna leave this here...

[Caliendo Sports International @baseballout]

How true,great coach. Players,parents need read,understand.No doubt we live time of entitlement. Forward this as many people possible

[Wilhelm Hoffmann @WilhelmHoffmann]

Biggest pet peve ever... people who chew with their mouth open. I'll beat my kids ass till they learn table manners

[Lindsey Ryder @L_ryder_]

Hope y'all didn't forget about me! Please follow! Home girl is begging #please

[Michael Etta @Ettahh]

Just paid my taxes, probably to some Native American tribe who owns a casino... Thanks Chief Pays No Bills.

[Michael Etta @Ettahh]

Everyone needs to put spike on and watch cops!!! They fucking stepped up their game!

[Michael Etta @Ettahh]

@laurenmaarrie mind blown🤕

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

The worst

[Michael Etta @Ettahh]

@daanilynn Lexi... https://t.co/WJmYorX8iB

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you drunk af and just want to eat https://t.co/ftpcQnpbVx

[Michael Etta @Ettahh]

@WilhelmHoffmann @MikeyC53 has one too

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Genius

[Michael Etta @Ettahh]

@WilhelmHoffmann Xbox 1

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

I’m afraid of a world run by people who were never spanked as a kid and given a trophy just for participatin’.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Pretty much...

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Shake your head

[Michael Etta @Ettahh]

If I see a guy wearing lulu pants definitely going to question their sexuality... But don't question mine for knowing what lulu is.😅