Gay person: I am gay
Trans person: I am trans
Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc
Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”
getting drunk with the boys watching "star wars" and my comments about C3PO start getting increasingly inappropriate and sexual. at least twice i refer to him by my ex-wife's name
Remember when yall were falling all over yourselves trying to defend that “315” he allegedly pushed a few months back?
“He’s just tired because he’s in the middle of a hard workout” idgaf, no man who can bench 315 would be struggling this much with 135, during a workout or not