I'm Etzel

Formerly bad posture painting

I paint tiny things and do it for money too!
commissions @ [email protected]

priv for moots @bepissprungo

[I'm Etzel @EtzelPaint]

It's giving soup librarian

[bappyboio @bappytweets]

ig reels is a fucking goldmine holy shit

[‎♡✮☁️✧˖°💿⋆｡°✩ @dearlychain]

the camera frame is just insane. Jesus christ

[MISAMARU @misamaru_kimono]

深緑×黒の和洋折衷コーデ。
ショート丈羽織と袴スカートにハーネス×ネクタイの現代的スタイルが大好き！

[I'm Etzel @EtzelPaint]

These things have the consistency of girl dick and everyone around me agrees

[Z03Y L0FT 🫧 FREE 🍉 MIRRORMI IS HERE @Z03YL0FT]

If anyone was wondering the texture of these its like a cold dead semi erect dick and its lowkey the best thing ever

[lals @snoopyinfilm]

companion iris x obsession nikki yuri amd the ship name being compassion

[I'm Etzel @EtzelPaint]

Eyeliner stamps are cheating but holy moly this rules

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Gay person: I am gay

Trans person: I am trans

Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc

Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”

[bee @puppycelebrity]

i think i've finally found the most "fake game they play in a movie" of all time

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

getting drunk with the boys watching "star wars" and my comments about C3PO start getting increasingly inappropriate and sexual. at least twice i refer to him by my ex-wife's name

[I'm Etzel @EtzelPaint]

@ClaireMax PREACH THERE WAS NO WOBBLE IN THAT 315!!!!

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

Remember when yall were falling all over yourselves trying to defend that “315” he allegedly pushed a few months back?

“He’s just tired because he’s in the middle of a hard workout” idgaf, no man who can bench 315 would be struggling this much with 135, during a workout or not

[I'm Etzel @EtzelPaint]

@chlortisokay Duly noted also sick hat

[I'm Etzel @EtzelPaint]

@Lispy_Dipshit You know it!!!

[I'm Etzel @EtzelPaint]

@GwynBizzy 🤹‍♀️🤹‍♀️🤹‍♀️🤹‍♀️

[I'm Etzel @EtzelPaint]

@Parker69922 This fit goes so hard 💜

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

Hii,,, can i have a burger,,. nn mozzarella sticks too maybe,,, nn also a drink,, nn maybe also some onion ring,,,

[I'm Etzel @EtzelPaint]

Yuuurp

[nati 🌹 @shawnbubu]

i can't stop thinking how ridiculously hot muscles look on lesbians