Emo Clark Kent

general tomfoolery

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Oh my god I am so fucking dead

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Why is it always the married/partnered people that have the worst breath you have ever smelled? How did you make it that far?! Does your partner not notice?!

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@theXmormon This movie gets funnier with every watch, even after leaving the church.

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@Manhattva Ok, ok, oh my god, that’s so funny, ok I’m done, have a good one man lol

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This is so real

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@Manhattva HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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@Manhattva OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FUNNY I AM SORRY I CANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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@Manhattva Interesting….. what was the conclusion of this study?

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@Manhattva

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So I block M*tt W*lash and now I am constantly seeing B*n Sh*piro pop up?

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@whitecatprophcy Super easy! Got the docs notarized, scanned them to my computer, and tbh that was the hardest part! Two weeks later, I was off the records

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Unless Reggie and I can put on the BEST talent show this website has ever seen….

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Ily Reg :’)

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Those with the word, “fit” in their Instagram handles will NOT see the kingdom of heaven

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@LlamaMamaCanToo @whitecatprophcy Technically true, but why couldn’t these Prophets, Seers, and Revelators, that allegedly have the gift of discernment, just expose them for the fraud they were? That would have been an impressive testament to their prophetic abilities, yet no such thing happened

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Same in Portuguese but squidward is “lula”

[triste 🛷 @tamphopho]

in french Spongebob is translated literally as "bob l'éponge", while patrick star is, of course, "patrick étoile" but squidward, for some reason, is called "Carlo"

[LINKIN PARK @linkinpark]

D:\downloads\LiNkiNgPaRk-nUmB.exe
START LiNkiNgPaRk-nUmB.exe

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Having your location always showing on Snapchat is crazy to me

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I laughed at this joke in Community, I laughed at this joke in Rick & Morty, and I will laugh at this joke now.

[MrMattyPlays @G27Status]

I present to you *actual* dialogue from Forspoken

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“Aren’t you afraid of what those tattoos will look like when you’re old?” Oh what you think I’d prefer that NATURAL old-person skin?!