Eugene Carvin

Potsdam '18, used to play lax, now I eat burgers

[Eugene Carvin @EugeneCarvin]

Kaleigh showed my mom a pic of me with a Snapchat filter

Mom: Omg is that A.I.?

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I forgot someone’s name and for whatever reason my first guess was Jedediah. I was wrong

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We really traded a prolific arms dealer for a washed wnba player whose expressed distaste for her own country

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I can’t believe Christian Bale scored against the U.S . Didn’t know Batman balled like that

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My mom attempted to put six chicken breasts in the oven WITHOUT seasoning, made sure they didn’t go back in without some

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I’m just seeing all this Kanye news , what happened, man it’s turning into a heaping pile of trash

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Craziest thing happened at the course today, my club broke in half, and then it broke in half again

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Rhaenys pretty much said nah to Aegon and his ma last night

[David H @strobist]

360-degree action cams finally finding a valid use case

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Me when Chubb wins me a bet that will not impact my life in anyway

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Pickens watching his catch on the Jumbotron

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Chen Garden in Brighton is some of the best food in all of Rochester

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@Marks_Pizzeria you must treat your family horribly 🤮

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Kate Bush wrote Running Up That Hill, produced Running Up That Hill and owns 100% of its songwriting, publishing and licensing rights. Basically, Kate Bush is currently making around £250,000 a week from one song she released in 1985.

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@CoolTreez4 @bstategames Oooooh 👀

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Liz Cambage yikes 👀

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Almost dropped my wallet in the toilet call that dirty money

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Unpopular opinion: AJ 1s are the most foul shoe on the planet…….. period

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Taking Chet over Paolo is insane