༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿

just a girl with internet access ୨୧

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

godd i just wna eat u upp

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

i was born to be the big spoon

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

i luv being treated with things i want :3

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

i wanna go skinny dipping :p

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

i’d let spider man crawl on top of me if he wanted to

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

didn’t wake up to someone’s hand wrapped all over my tummy :<

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

its my duty as a wife to be as bratty and spoiled as possible

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

thinking about how many times i’ve probs been killed in fuck marry kill

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

top me i deserve it

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

the inventor of envelopes is such a freak. wdym i have to lick it

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

they’re going to put tariffs on dryhumping next.

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

so if vampires need permission to come inside. does that mean

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

on the couch being gorgeous and evil.

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

imagine being a squirter in the 1600s and they call u a witch

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

men invented pool tables so they can watch each other bend over.

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

if i had a boyfriend i would perform science experiments on it

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

if you don’t like being kissed on the lips don’t be such a great friend.

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

bro you’re a good girl and you know it

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

giving him the ol’ jfk (messy head in the backseat of my car).

[༘ ೀ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶𝔫 ✿ @EV3_Lyn_]

anyone know why spiderman’s suit is so tight? is he a slut?