Evan

If it wasn’t for google then this bitch wouldn’t know my nickname

[Evan @Ev3danda]

My dog knows how to use the elevator

[Evan @Ev3danda]

Bdudysysud

[Evan @Ev3danda]

Am I the only one who shits in the sink?

[Evan @Ev3danda]

Someone on my cross country team needs to be drug tested

[Evan @Ev3danda]

Yes

[Evan @Ev3danda]

@zNpesta__ What level has aged the worst, and which level has aged the best in your opinion.

[Evan @Ev3danda]

What’s 10 + 9? 10/9/21

[Evan @Ev3danda]

Certified hood classic

[Evan @Ev3danda]

@Kaudation @Evedanda_gd Yes sir

[Evan @Ev3danda]

You mess with the 9 centimeter, you get the 9 millimeter

[Evan @Ev3danda]

@braaeden This looks like someone who would do that

[Evan @Ev3danda]

@DasherDoggie Except only fans is supposedly going in a different direction from what it is now

[Evan @Ev3danda]

@DasherDoggie At art this girl was sitting down so her ass was sticking out, it was really funny, but she’s probably gonna make an only fans the day she turns 18

[Evan @Ev3danda]

This shit looks older than George Washington’s pubic hair mixed in a blender after getting fucked by a sex offender

[Evan @Ev3danda]

Both of these are mediums, McDonald’s is low key slacking

[Evan @Ev3danda]

These socks go hard

[Evan @Ev3danda]

I’m about to throw up, I just ran 3 miles for cross country with asthma, and it’s hot out, I love life

[npesta @zNpesta__]

No way bro I’m dropping out this is literally all they got

[Evan @Ev3danda]

It’s raining rn, and we are gonna do cross country anyway, why

[Evan @Ev3danda]

I’m so early to the bus stop today, whyyy