Eva Maria

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[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

@VenmoSupport

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

Hey, @Venmo - Purchase Protection is a scam. It’s misleading and you should be delineating business profiles from all other profiles in order to use this. I shouldn’t be getting charged because you’re passing this off as “protection” when friends are simply paying back owed $.

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

Hey, @Venmo - Purchase Protection is a scam. It’s misleading and you should be delineating business profiles from all other profiles in order to use this. I shouldn’t be getting charged because you’re passing this off as “protection” when friends are simply paying back owed $.

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

@Your_bestFRANNN 😭 I’m so happy for you, but I’m so sad for me lol.

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

@BrennaGuinan Just wait 😂😂😂

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

@notrichbrunette Are you breastfeeding? I found when I was breastfeeding that she slept way less because she continuously nursed. When I started formula feeding at night and pumping, she started sleeping longer stretches.

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

😂

[Mr. Clarke @RealMrClarke]

Silence will always take the side of the knee before it advocates for the neck underneath.

#GeorgeFloyd

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

@laurenbeauchamp NEVER TOO OLD FOR HP ANYTHING⚡️

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

@JessRosalyn Wait, I have been searching for tie dye loungewear. Now I’m wondering why lol.

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

@Your_bestFRANNN I guess the world is waiting 😂

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

@ColleenLaderer Well I will also file a complaint then too!

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

@notrichbrunette And yet somehow I lucked out with a baby that slept through the night from a month old so they can suck itttt. U literally never know. One tired isn’t worse or better than another tired 🙄🙄🙄

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

@LadyAndTheDood @notrichbrunette People don’t like to share the legit hardships of being a new parent with a newborn. I can relate 100%.

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

@notrichbrunette Honestly, I’m probably not the norm, but we left baby with my in-laws for a wedding that was a plane ride away when she was a month old. I think it’s what you’re comfortable and if you have people that you trust with your babe. I needed the socialization post partum to feel norm.

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

You know I love my memes and the junior class really captured my essence with this meme👌🏽😂however, the Teacher Team will still dominate the hallway competition.

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

@laurenbeauchamp @JessRosalyn Literally they all suck so badly from their shit service/comfort to their inflexibility 🙄

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

@Your_bestFRANNN I’m dead 😵

[Eva Maria @EvaaDiiva]

Too many times tonight between that and licking his paw 😫

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

nothing gets you up faster than your dog about to throw up in the middle of the night