Evab

Physical Therapist, runner, board gamer, competitive Smash/FGC enthusiast. Former Peoria, IL TO. He/him/his.

[Evab @EvabSmash]

@RoRoFli

[Evab @EvabSmash]

Resident Evil 7

[Nem @Nemzsi]

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Washing my cock in the sink every 45 minutes in case someone gives me a blowjob (I haven’t gotten a blowjob in 7 years)

[桜井 政博 / Masahiro Sakurai @Sora_Sakurai]

愛猫ふくらし､もうお骨になってしまいました｡
家に帰ってきたとき､玄関に駆け寄る姿はもうない…

私は慢性的に忙しく､朝から晩まで仕事で家を空けていてさみしい思いをさせました｡
コロナ禍によるテレワーク以降､家にいる時間が増えてからからずいぶん甘えたさんになった印象でした｡

写真は､気を惹くためかよく取っていたポーズ｡
さては���自身がかわいいことをわかっているね?

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

facing my uncle's dreaded lightning bolt attack at the thanksgiving dinner table

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

in your 20s there will be a cat and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

my dog found a grinch bone in the woods and i didnt call the police

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

why

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Euthanizing your discord kitten

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

when i got the dvd belt buckle on you know i’m bouncing around that box

[Evab @EvabSmash]

@grinchmachine

[Evab @EvabSmash]

Me and the boys are disproving Germ Theory later if you wanna come over

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Diapers are just regular underwear for a real shitter like me

[Evab @EvabSmash]

Ashtrays but for boogers

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

This is how white people tell history.