Emeluwa Valentine

Raw relationship fact

[U̶̲̥̅̊che P.® @theRealUche_P]

Ah 😢 abeg oo @DONJAZZY make El Quest no go kpai oo... be like you go juss help us answer am now ejo 🙏🏽

[U̶̲̥̅̊che P.® @theRealUche_P]

Distributors are you ready?? Cos, your banners are set, your marketing polos are set as well.

Port Harcourt stay tuned... We're planning something HUUUJ! ☺️

#Armpipad ➡️🌍

[U̶̲̥̅̊che P.® @theRealUche_P]

@PreciousUbi__ thank you so much 🙏🏽
You're indeed a true supporter. God bless you.

[U̶̲̥̅̊che P.® @theRealUche_P]

I just want to ask a simple question:

How do you hype your friends? 🥹

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

Me after the man I was bragging about showed me his true colours 😩😔

[Gifted Osiogo @osiogo_gifted]

Ur own get solution na… wetin do baby oil… lube… groundnut oil and all the varieties

[Emeluwa Valentine @Evalentine25]

It’s hard to feel secure with your partner who hides details, then blames you for asking questions.

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕐𝕂 @BIGYK001y]

Una wey no dey kiss before s£x wetin una dey do, una dey shake each other before una start?😂

[XtraScore @XtraScoreHQ]

Chelsea don get another injury concern. 💙

Jamie Gittens picked up an ankle injury while playing for England U21s and had to come off in the 39th minute.

He was later seen on crutches and will now return to Chelsea for further tests.

Another player added to Chelsea’s injury worries.

Hopefully the scans bring good news.

How many more injury blows can Chelsea take this season?

#Chelsea #CFC #Gittens

[Ridwan♧ @OmoleXXL]

Get one girl wey I dey eye now I go use belle hold am down she gats marry me.

[Youngayo @Ayomide9006]

“Omg you’re a genius”

Na me now, Wetin you expect 😅

[comentSTreet🇨🇦 @comentSTreet]

It’s weekend take out 200k from your account, and give yourself some treat, you deserve it.

[Heis_CROWN👑💡 @Adejare_szn]

You have to stay consistent if you want to see things get bigger and firmer.

[coinc @coinc142]

Good night everyone

[Emeluwa Valentine @Evalentine25]

It hurts when your partner asks where you are all day, then gets offended when you ask the same question

[Mickey @MICHAELMOUpswq]

A woman can never love a man unconditionally.

[Georgewove 🕊️ @Georgewove01]

My girlfriend told me she couldn't marry me because I wasn't earning enough.

We had been together for four years.

She said:
“I love you, but love isn't enough.”
I didn't argue.

Six months later, I got a better job.

She came back and..

[ONIBODE - Your Laptop Guy 👨‍💻 @Abdulqoweey_]

Omo i don blow, OBA just follow me 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️

The new Onibode of Eleniyan family 😆 🤣
Thank you my boss

[Corizo @Corizo_empire]

Who gave us the measurements of time?

1 minute of sex feels short.
1 minute underwater feels like an eternity.

Tell someone you can’t listen to music for a month, and it feels like forever.

Tell someone they have one month left to live, and suddenly one month feels incredibly short.

Time stays the same.

Your experience of it changes.

So live your life.

At the end of the day, how you lived it is what matters.

[rodrigue shema @rodri_shema]

What are you actually using your social media?