Summary: After a triumphant victory feast at a cozy Middle-earth inn, your cheerful overindulgence in dwarven ale turns into hilarious chaos that draws the quiet, protective affection of Legolas.
An excerpt from the saga of Jobjörb The Mighty as correctly translated by the prestigious and trustworthy Institute of Norsology, who in their unmatched wisdom pooled together this lost text, of great historical importance one might add, from the ether.
I started Yesteryear today cause I wanted to be in white people’s business and I didn’t know this was going to be a read of white women by a white woman, I have been cackling!!!