Evan Schonauer

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@T_Schoneyy @WalshUFootball @attackphoto Congrats my guy, don’t forget to find time to play guitar. The musics forever man!!

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@GeorgeCurcic Wait but if you were on the highway when you saw this, how was it taken?

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I guess all I’m really tryna say is that life is cereal

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Like that life is fleeting its just simply what i said

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I’m not trying to be sappy

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All of life is analogous to that perfect moment in time where your cereal is neither too mushy nor too crunchy

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@HOOMESHAAKE Can you please sell more of those long sleeve tees, please!?!?

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@alinakayye Uhhh I disagree

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@MGCxoxox Is this a slightly altered daft punk quote?

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@Vinny10_10 Everyone knows about that it was in the news

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@RealBestBiscuit Mating?

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@RealBestBiscuit Yes

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@RealBestBiscuit You're back!!!

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@RealBestBiscuit After all your tweets of depth and meaning you finally give in to the lyric trend

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@WelshSpaceBass You've got to pay the troll toll to get inside this boy's hole

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@SBreimaier is so lame

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@SBreimaier imma get my bois to take u down on monday when we get back u sadistic brother of a llama

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@SBreimaier can go get a really painful ear infection 👎👎👂🏽

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@SBreimaier 😤😤😡