Evan Alderson

[Evan Alderson @EvanAlderson35]

Well, forever sounds nice.

[Evan Alderson @EvanAlderson35]

Tito // Stinky Stinky Butt Butt

[em @girlfr0g]

what’s your dog’s name and then what’s the name you call them that is absolutely no where near the real thing. I’ll start: Dobby // Governor

[Evan Alderson @EvanAlderson35]

@rectecgrills Got a pork butt on the RECTEC 340 today!

[Evan Alderson @EvanAlderson35]

How has this pandemic affected your nail biting habits?

[Steven Mnuchin @stevenmnuchin1]

At @realDonaldTrump’s direction, we are moving Tax Day from April 15 to July 15. All taxpayers and businesses will have this additional time to file and make payments without interest or penalties.

[Kenny @kool_kenny1]

Just some thoughts from my mom during this time of outbreak

[Evan Alderson @EvanAlderson35]

Reply to this tweet with a picture of yourself if your life was almost ruined by too much Sun-In. I’ll start.

[recteq @recteq_official]

TOUR OF REC TEC RANCH | RETWEET FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A 2020 BULLSEYE https://t.co/RzuQbs76n3

[Evan Alderson @EvanAlderson35]

@meganbarbarick I cannot believe it worked this well! #TrustTheProcess

[Evan Alderson @EvanAlderson35]

Just so everyone knows, while it wasn’t the recessional song, it was the last dance of the evening....
and wow, the clean version is still super lit. https://t.co/a03ac8JCj0

[Megan Alderson @meganbarbarick]

Should I let Evan convince me to play God’s Plan by Drake as our wedding recessional song

[EE @Ezra_E23]

@meganbarbarick Do it for the broskies!!!!!

[Evan Alderson @EvanAlderson35]

To those who stand up immediately when a plane lands and run to the front, just remember:

[Chi Lambda Phi @ChiLambdaPhi]

2018 ALL-SPORTS CHAMPIONS

Gonna party like its 2002 or 2005 or 2006 or 2009 or 2011 or 2012 or 2013 or 2015 or 2016

[mekko @MekkoFactor]

@EvanAlderson35 Hot seat: your legs

[Evan Alderson @EvanAlderson35]

*me when I got megged by Elliot 2Nite*

[Evan Alderson @EvanAlderson35]

@DarBlGu @6Ethan right now

[Megan Alderson @meganbarbarick]

@DarBlGu “If you’re breathing and go to OC DM me”

[Darian Guinn @DarBlGu]

not to be dramatic or nothin, but if you’re in chi, kappa, delta, psi, or alpha DM me stat😍😍😍

[Evan Alderson @EvanAlderson35]

@barbarickems @meganbarbarick I will plead the 5th on this topic. Please contact my lawyer if you have any questions.