Evan Carr

I’m joking.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

young couples trying to raise a family in our clown economy are admirable bordering on heroic, so if you have kids, its actually a patriotic duty to invade spaces where boomers, "childfree" redditors, disney adults, other sorts of foul beasts, cavort and stuff their putrid jowls

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

While eating his dinner tonight my infant son farted so hard he tried to take his shirt off afterwards.

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

@pmarca Speak for yourself, Humpty Dumpty.

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

They can beat us because our resolve exits to the extent oil and stock prices are favorable. Iranians *do not* have that weakness. Assuming they do is a fatal misunderstanding of the “enemy.”

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

Vampires like Lindsey Graham can’t comprehend that the regime are *actual* ideologues. They are religious zealots with unwavering principles and convictions. Strangling them financially means nothing because they are truly willing to suffer and die endlessly for their cause.

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Iran’s attempt to close the Strait of Hormuz is done at its own peril.

President Trump’s decision to take the war to Kharg Island - the crown jewel of Iran’s oil and gas economy - was necessary, bold and in my view, highly effective. This will help shorten the war. Seldom in warfare does an enemy provide you a single target like Kharg Island that could dramatically alter the outcome of the conflict. If Iran loses control or the ability to operate its oil infrastructure from Kharg Island, its economy is annihilated. He who controls Kharg Island, controls the destiny of this war.

Semper Fi.

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

I sold my Netflix stock in 2014 because it’s P/E ratio was absurd. I am a moron.

[Variety @Variety]

Netflix is officially buying Warner Bros. and HBO Max in an $82.7 billion deal.

“Our mission has always been to entertain the world,” said Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos. “By combining Warner Bros.’ incredible library of shows and movies—from timeless classics like 'Casablanca' and 'Citizen Kane' to modern favorites like 'Harry Potter' and 'Friends'—with our culture-defining titles like 'Stranger Things,' 'KPop Demon Hunters' and' Squid Game,' we’ll be able to do that even better. Together, we can give audiences more of what they love and help define the next century of storytelling.”

“Today’s announcement combines two of the greatest storytelling companies in the world to bring to even more people the entertainment they love to watch the most,” said WBD CEO David Zaslav. “For more than a century, Warner Bros. has thrilled audiences, captured the world’s attention, and shaped our culture. By coming together with Netflix, we will ensure people everywhere will continue to enjoy the world’s most resonant stories for generations to come.”

Read more here: https://t.co/7LX0GD3DPX

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

@HeismanTrophy I want to vote for #FernandoMendoza

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

@TheCinesthetic This isn’t the pilot

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

@23cmcpadres Sorry bro

[Kickoff Von Tees @JoshRJohns16]

Super sad, she would have loved what Cig is building at IU

[Andrew Gillsmith @andrewgillsmith]

LMAO!

Indiana is now #1 in the country in the metric the SEC invented because they didn't want Indiana in the playoff last year!!!

#iufb

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

@ohiotate Lol

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

@BFW You’re a turd

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

@ESPNInsights Shut up

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

@UTBarstool

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

Taylor Swift ripped off The Pixies in “Actually Romantic.” No doubt about it. I hope she paid them well. If not, she should be deported and sent to El Salvador.

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

@UTBarstool You beat UTEP (I genuinely don’t know who that is) by 17. So, I don’t think so?

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

I’m sure it’s been said before Patrick Mahomes runs like Jack Sparrow

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Mac and no second monitor = fake job

[Evan Carr @EvanCarrIU]

@friskk Nope