evan 🤠

in search of bacon lettuce and tomato sammy

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

@bowl_of_worcel Thank you Brian

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Girlfriends are always saying shit like “I just epilated my mustache”

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

Project Pat and Juicy J dropped a collab album today, god is good

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

This is what a healthy marriage looks like

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

What if we kissed under the supervision of the police state?

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

I was put on this planet to send reels to you

[wenamun @Vectinazrian]

The parasol is coming back in a huge way

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

Weirdly enough the best way to talk to engineers on teams is exclusively using gifs

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

@proletarat Type shi my gf says when experiencing Brazilian classism for the first time

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

A cornerstone of adulthood is spending 40$ on socks

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

New shoplifter just dropped

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

Sometimes you lend your gf a track top and she wears it every single day from there on out

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

God is good, life is worth living etc etc

[tara @proletarat]

Anybody wanna take over my lease starting July 1st in Chicago? 3 bed 1 bath 1,100 square feet 12 min walk to the pink line 3 min walk to a big park 15 walk to Pete’s fresh market. Small time landlord friendly neighbors

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

I need someone to dm on and off for five years before we decide to go on one date and get engaged 3 months later

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

@okay_connie It’s so over

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If one more person tells me I look like the medieval live stream guy it’s over for me

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

If one more person tells me I look like the medieval live stream guy it’s over for me

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

@TDegraq Yay 😀

[evan 🤠 @evanfromIT]

@legit_scumbag I think it’s mostly bc it evokes more imagery about your peen than anything