Evan Sinbad

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[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

I was having a good weekend too thanks @Patriots

[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

How nasty are the Pats?

[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

Warning! I got my COVID booster shot and it turned me into Dudley Dursley from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 😧😧😧 #DoYourOwnResearch

[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

Hunter Renfro…

[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

I would like to say a quick hello to all the MILFs in Hingham

[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

NEED to cop a Styles #21 jersey for this season #GoBs

[TD Garden @tdgarden]

🖤💛🖤

@Harry_Styles x @NHLBruins

[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

@TimTuckerPGA You think thats bad? I had the under at 59,999,999.5!

[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

Good morning to my spicy little Latinã queen

[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

Mia Khalifa give me strength

[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

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[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

I am a walking hand, foot, and mouth disease

[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

How am I supposed to work today with Mercury just fucking sitting there in retrograde?

[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

Yes hi I would like to report the murder of this pecan pie

[Evan Sinbad @EvanGSinclair]

I am about to shove Daddy’s Dairy so far up my ass

[Marquis Flowers @MFlowers59]

He lying though! I said boy just tell yo mom you like big butts and you can not lie! If anybody understands ITS YOUR FATHER 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Marquis Flowers @MFlowers59]

So this lil jiggaboo just threw me under the bus! My mans told his mom he was curious about it and wanted to see if it was real 😂😂😂😂 because every time he come in the room I’m on top of mom under the covers! 😒😒😒 BOYYYYYY STOPP! We don’t use covers in POUND TOWN 😏

[Marquis Flowers @MFlowers59]

He at school smiling and laughing! Don’t even know he BUSTED and his MOM mad 😂😂😂😂

[Marquis Flowers @MFlowers59]

“The Fattest girls fortnite butt” on google 😂😂😂😂😂😂 my lil man tryna see some Whopper booty!

[Marquis Flowers @MFlowers59]

My girl mad at me because I’m not mad! It was all straight porn! He just need a lil talk!

My son love Ariana Grande! This lil horn dog, her name in every search!

At least it was all straight porn! 😂😂😂😂 he like big booty milfs like his daddy though

[Marquis Flowers @MFlowers59]

Yooo I just grabbed my son iPad and went to search history! This lil nasty nigga like his daddy!

His searches consisted of

Fortnite porn
Ass pics
Milfs
Ariana Grande naked
Pokémon Ass

I gotta have a talk with him and show him how to properly erase all evidence 😂