Evan Hixon

PhD Student, Syracuse University, English

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

I have a rare birth defect that prevents me from immediately associating every single current event with a Simpsons reference

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

Happy 62nd birthday, Homer!

[claire m. l. bourne @roaringgirle]

um...

R&J is probably *not* the play you want to go with if you’re advertising a service that _delivers_ letters. https://t.co/NUxRCbeeLs

[Evan Hixon @EvanHixon]

@nicholasbane I would 100% watch you stream minesweeper

[Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill]

"22 Short Films About Springfield" never had 22 stories but the second draft did have 20! Here's the Lionel Hutz story that was cut.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Imagine if these people ever faced actual oppression.

[Sophia Armen @SophiaArmen]

These are literally young UVA students age 17-23 standing up to a sea of white supremacists and neo-Nazis surrounding them #Charlottesville

[Evan Hixon @EvanHixon]

As a 'newly' anointed New Yorker, thank you, @SenSchumer and @SenGillibrand. You deserve it.

[Evan Hixon @EvanHixon]

Comey: I come to impeach Trump, not to praise him. #politicalshakespeare @midnight

[Evan Hixon @EvanHixon]

Never, Never, Never, Never, NeverTrump #politicalshakespeare @midnight

[Evan Hixon @EvanHixon]

Unqualified lies the head that wears the crown #politicalshakespeare @midnight

[Evan Hixon @EvanHixon]

Russia has popped in between th' election and my hopes #politicalshakespeare @midnight

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

“Becket”: play erroneously implies that “hoping” for something during a private meeting could be taken as a threat https://t.co/2hjanqLHfe

[Dan Olson @FoldableHuman]

The 1966 Batman was written as a comedy. It's not accidentally funny, it's funny on purpose, and Adam West was a brilliant straight man.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

BREAKING: Henry VIII and Eye of Sauron issue joint statement saying Trump is damaging the brand of loud, orange-y, oversized tyranny.

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Happy 61st birthday, Homer Simpson! https://t.co/RI9st2bhBI

[Lance Bradley @Lance_Bradley]

Pepsi: That was the biggest PR blunder of the week, year maybe.

United: Hold my beer.

Sean Spicer: LEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOY JEEEENNNNNNKINS!

[Senator Bob Menendez @SenatorMenendez]

Hey Republicans, don't worry, that burn is covered under the Affordable Care Act