Evan Nowak

Make sure the impact you leave is something worth while

[Evan Nowak @EvanKNowak]

I keep forgetting X is a thing

[Evan Nowak @EvanKNowak]

@KuluoJosephine @elonmusk No that’s thanos

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

In 2000, while on SNL, I made a terrible decision to do an impersonation of Chris Rock while in blackface.  There is no excuse for this.

I am very sorry for making this unquestionably offensive decision and thank all of you for holding me accountable.

[Evan Nowak @EvanKNowak]

@zane_westgate Stfu

[Evan Nowak @EvanKNowak]

•PT is free•🇺🇸💪🏽 @ U.S. Army Engineer Regiment https://t.co/UNnAbSWwZo

[Olivia Ray @OliviaRayTV]

🚨 PSA: DO NOT FLEX ON THE DEFENDING STATE CHAMPS 🚨
@BHTigersbball dominated the Bucks tonight, 79-29, to advance to the Division 2 District Finals. #HoopitUp

[Evan Nowak @EvanKNowak]

@em_waggoner Mood

[Evan Nowak @EvanKNowak]

@em_waggoner Mooddddd

[Evan Nowak @EvanKNowak]

@em_waggoner Rip Calc

[tash @mxkumbe]

“waming” guys... who’s letting this man STILL tweet unsupervised?

[Evan Nowak @EvanKNowak]

@mxkumbe Fake News

[Evan Nowak @EvanKNowak]

It would be nice if iPhone screens flipped 180° as well instead of just 90° both ways because then I wouldn’t ruin chargers😩📱@AppleSupport @AppleUpdate

[Evan Nowak @EvanKNowak]

Decided to have some fun in the cold❄️

[MHSAA @MHSAA]

Congratulations to THE HERD from Buchanan High School (@TheHerd_BHS) – one of nine Battle of The Fans Semifinalists for this year’s contest! #BOTF #gobucks

[Evan Nowak @EvanKNowak]

I’d rather have school instead of the weather keeping me locked up inside #snowday

[Evan Nowak @EvanKNowak]

Is anyone going to Ferris next fall

[Evan Nowak @EvanKNowak]

@USArmy Last summer 💀

[Buchanan High School @BHS_Bucks]

So we decided you haven’t had enough time to study for your final two exams. Take another day Bucks!! Snow day #2.