As one of the most influential men on the face of the planet
It is important for the good of humanity that I live as long as possible
At my current strength levels, I estimate to survive for at least 5000 more years
With this in mind, I take my medical care extremely seriously
DeVonta Smith was pretty emotionless when asked about eclipsing 1,000 yards with his season-high two touchdowns.
Smith: “We lost so none of that really matters, we gotta keep stacking.”
As for his multiple difficult catches today, Smith said: “I expect to make those.”