Evan Marz

Author of Dirty Sanchez Nation: The Ultimate Illustrated DICKtionary of Obscene Sex Terms

[Evan Marz @EvanMarz]

@garyvee 6 yrs ago I wrote a book called Dirty Sanchez Nation. I have 2000 copies in my basement. How can I market andsell this? #AskGaryVee

[Evan Marz @EvanMarz]

I heard @CMMarkSquilla is @FenrisTwins hungry gay bottom. I wonder there should be a bill to register gerbil usage.

[Evan Marz @EvanMarz]

I'm raising money for Team Ci'Evan's Vacation. Click to Donate: http://t.co/F766AeomDR via @gofundme

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Serious question - Are there any black ppl out there who ever had a good experience with a cop? #CrimingWhileWhite #whiteprivilege

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Caring more about personal credibility than street cred. #WhitePrivilege

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Having a first name that doesn't have a Q, X, multiple capital letters or an apostraphe in it. #whiteprivilege

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Having gold in a safe and not in your mouth. #WhitePrivilege

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Being able to visit your father and not have to pass through a metal detector. #whiteprivilege

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I ate my black neighbors kids and the only ones arrested were the neighbors after they j-walked to the crime scene. #CrimingWhileWhite

[Evan Marz @EvanMarz]

Lets make a song about trumpets and then not use real trumpets because a synthesizer works just as good. #KevinDerulo #Fraud

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Screw Ebola for trying to takeover Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

[Evan Marz @EvanMarz]

I want to be an offended liberal feminist for Halloween.

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#NationalCatDay

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Ebola: Coming to America

[Evan Marz @EvanMarz]

I found the shovel to be groundbreaking. #AskEvanMarz

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I might have #Ebola soup for lunch. Get it? Get it?

[Evan Marz @EvanMarz]

Shout out to everyone at the EBT Awards, I mean #BETAwards for not shooting anybody.

[Evan Marz @EvanMarz]

Today is #NoBraDay and #ColumbusDay ! Free the tatas and enslave the indigenous all on the same day.

[Evan Marz @EvanMarz]

Is Ebola covered under Obamacare? I'm asking for a friend...who's coughing, and just got off a plane from Liberia.

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Happy Columbus Day! Any body want to celebrate at an Indian Reservation Casino?