Evan

he/him
genderfluid + bi
#everythingtwt
18yrs/taken

[Evan @Evanmrdq]

@starsfromthesea Brother pls

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

oomfslop? no, you’re total oomfgem bro

[kim @_machinegrrrl]

how do you make online friends im so deadass i have one good convo with them then idk what to say anymore and then next thing you know it’s been 2 weeks and i’m scared to reach out

[vee @baanshiis]

how it feels to tweet

[spooky ren (っ´ཀ`)っ @nerdclustered]

this is what happens when you talk about uncle pussy and aunt penis on Instagram

[The Gun That Killed Shinzo Abe @RoboticMilk]

Blind gynecologist be like "who's uncle is this"

[project hail temmie 🌱🐞 @TemmieMew]

“i asked grok” “i asked chatgpt” well i asked uncle pussy

[(⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧- suki ?﹖ @pompomchururin]

I AMMM GAYDOLF SLITLERRRR

I POST MY CUTS ON TWITTERRRR

[Evan @Evanmrdq]

@sw4ns4l1f3 Got my ass

[Evan @Evanmrdq]

When the pussy is uncle

[project hail temmie 🌱🐞 @TemmieMew]

try the pussy darling it’s uncle

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

how i feel smoking weed alone in my room

[Kayle_Vt @KayleVt]

*opens twitter*
*tweets to nobody*
*reposts everything*
*closes twitter*
*opens twitter*

[Evan @Evanmrdq]

@Cocobutter299

[parfait🍨 @parfait88856]

How it feels reposting anything slightly suggestive

[Evan @Evanmrdq]

@egorockerR OMG ADO MY GOAT ITS LIKE I KNEW

[🗝️ 𝟢8𝟢8 ⋆ @fataldesiresS]

me planning what to say before the conversation just for them to say something completely different

[𐔌 🐏 𐦯 raki ᵒᶠ ˢʰᵗʷᵗ @bunnieraki]

how i feel posting on twt just to get 34 views

[cely 𖤐 shedtwt @6leeding4u_]

"What do you do in your free time?"
Idk like slice my skin open and doomscroll on Twitter??