Evan Nasteff

Actor/Bartender. He/Him/His

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

@DHLUS is great if you like your packages to be
-forgotten about
-driven away from you while you’re standing outside looking at your driver
-fired into the fucking sun

[XBOX @XBOX]

Vault Boy would approve.

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[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

It’s the apocalypse. Society falls. Earth descends into chaos as we kill each other for food scraps and batteries.

As a last gasp, I climb a mountain and turn my iPhone on for the first time in two years. It’s at 2% battery.

CVS reminds me to pick up my prescription. I sob.

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

@SlimJim SLIM JIM BIRTHDAY

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

Y’all are just jealous because drag queens read to your children better than you ever could

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

“80 for Brady in theaters tomorrow!”

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Truly grateful on this day. Thank you 🙏🏻❤️

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

@jackgoesforth @cstanderfer I like that place too but it’s hard to find! Typical CLT!

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

Any of y’all making obvious “CLT” jokes about the Hornets’ new uniforms have clearly never been to the Charlotte airport.

Sometimes learning about the CLT is tough tho

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

@CBSSports @UKFootball @will_levis Not even Duke’s smh

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

#MarioStrikersBattleLeague gotta patch in an option to TURN OFF THE “Shake the controller to dodge” horseshit. I get so hyped when I’m about to score a goal that I can’t control my shakies, and then poor Waluigi just ice-skates 10 feet north and gets plowed instead of shooting

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

@Lj_era8 Ah fuck, sorry we’re boring you.
Just kidding. No one cares, delete that shit

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

@Nintendo fight me, out in the sunflower fields, immediately. This is what you have us feeling like by dropping Mother 1&2 but not #Mother3 onto the Switch today.

#NintendoDirect

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

Some days you’re thriving and honestly man some days you’re just aliveing

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

@TomBrady’s now in Sonic butt-rock territory

https://t.co/m6m1FkbglN

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

@whinnietheboo When it’s time to party we will party hard

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

Promising refunds for the game that they couldn’t follow through with, all while being transphobic and PROMOTING IT WITH EDGELORD MARKETING! Suck (and I can’t stress this enough) my balls, @CDPROJEKTRED . And while you’re down there, dismantle as a company.

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

Just your daily reminder that @CDPROJEKTRED is toxic as fuck! (1/2)

Making employees crunch even though they were promised they wouldn’t have to, not showing their game @CyberpunkGame on current-gen consoles until it released—looking like wet trash—

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

@lacyspott Following

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

8 Maids a-Milking
7 Swans a-Swimming
6 Geese a-Laying
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle-Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

31 fucking animals?? In this economy??

[Evan Nasteff @EvanNasteff]

@JLJLovesRVA I never left and I’ll never stop suing you 😍