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hello!!!!!!!

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

Don’t ask people about sports, politics, or Geese

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

I’m at ur live shows trying to Shazam your songs

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

Being the president of the United States lowkey elder abuse

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

If you ever get anxious its all good

[Bear @sleepybear404]

@EvannMcIntosh Omniscient Evann

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I’m a twintellectual. They question my twintellect…

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

Wake up, ball out, repeat

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

Born to be a major baller

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

On the 7th day god made a bacon egg and cheese breakfast sandwich

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

I have no way to prove it to you but I just got Biden blasted by the computah guy in Wicker Park

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

Uber driver had 1 phone for his map and another to scroll reels

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

I have no way to prove it to you but I just got Biden blasted by the computah guy in Wicker Park

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

Outside taking big gulps of my gf’s Dunkin’ order

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

I got recognized in public 3 times last week so I’m going to stop picking my nose

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

I like watching horror movies with my gf and saying things like “could you imagine?”

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

Every nightmare I’ve ever had has just been about me being late to something

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

I will beat up the world.

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

I’ve got big plans to ball out lmk

[˚𖥔 ݁𓇼⋆ !! ⋆𓇼˖. ݁˖ @EvannMcIntosh]

Hellachopter

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It does blow my mind when men try to flirt with very masculine very lesbians because why aren’t you afraid they will kill you?