Evan Schuler

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[TheLeafsNation @TLNdc]

Rocket fans threw beer cans on the ice after being eliminated by the Marlies. Dakota Mermis picked up one of the cans and drank it.

🎥: FloHockey | #LeafsForever

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Framber Valdez is a fucking loser. This is why you had to take a three-year deal in February, dickhead.

[Andrew Gross @AGrossNewsday]

On behalf of #Isles media, it was my honor to present the Sid Payne Good Guy Award to Anders Lee, named for the late Long Island Press sports reporter who covered the team from its birth in 1972 to his untimely passing in 1976.

[Snark Messier @SnarkMessier]

“It says some reported ‘even more egregious conduct by Larry, including…spitting into people’s mouths.’”

Yikes. #NYR 
https://t.co/ueug7WYsUL

[New York Mets @Mets]

A message from @HowieRose:

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

[Whiplash437 @MrWhiplash_]

DEAN: “What’s the tariff on bananas?”
LUTNICK: “10%.”

DEAN: “Walmart already raised banana prices by 8%.”

LUTNICK: “Well, if you build in America, there’s no tariff.”

DEAN: “You can’t build bananas in America.”

[avery 🏳️‍⚧️ @admbeaumont]

Man, I’ve had a lot of mixed feelings about Dangle over the years, but you gotta fucking respect this. Speaking the truth when so many reporters are bending over with excuses, flimsy nuance, and pleasantries. Stand your fucking ground.

[Drew Livingstone @ProducerDrew_]

Avs Brock Nelson officially skips out on White House visit.

[CC Sabathia @CC_Sabathia]

That tribute to the Gaudreau family is what sports is all about. Just incredible…salute @usahockey!!!!🥇🇺🇸

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

A Democrat hoax so good it just took down a former prince in England.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: A viral video shows an out of breath JD Vance having zero clue if he's supposed to vote Yes or No to break a Senate tie, almost blowing it.

There is literally nothing this
Administration can do that is competent.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I have never liked Chad Kroeger more than in this video. He’s so drunk and so annoyed and still made her day while telling her to fuck off. It’s a perfect celebrity interaction.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jesse Ventura: “Whether you liked Ms. Harris or not, this last election was a choice, a very simple one. You had the choice between the Constitution and the criminal. And this country chose the criminal. You put a criminal at the top of America. A convicted felon.” (Video: @PaulRieckhoff)

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

“I ran into him. Poor guy.” 🐦

Bo Horvat was mic’d up as he set up a goal right after skating into a BIRD 😭

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

We found a rat when uncovering our roses, so I deployed the tactical assault cat.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@grok is this true?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on Rogan taking about how Netflix has changed filmmaking.

“you re-iterate the plot 3-4x in the dialogue because people are on their phones.”

[IB THE GAMBLER 🔌 @incarceratedbob]

Need that Update .. 🤡