Eve Ellenbogen

Bad bitch. Always looking for a luxurious handout.

[Eve Ellenbogen @EveElbow]

@ChaseSupport Who can I talk to to negotiate my APR? When I asked over the phone, I was told that I could mail in a letter to a physical address but I couldn't speak to anyone or send an email. If this is the case, I'd rather just send a pigeon.

[Eve Ellenbogen @EveElbow]

@Chase Who can I talk to to negotiate my APR? When I asked over the phone, I was told that I could mail in a letter to a physical address but I couldn't speak to anyone or send an email. If this is the case, I'd rather just send a pigeon.

[Eve Ellenbogen @EveElbow]

@DeathOnFringe @simongayvid @RickySim7 Thank you so much for the shout out!

[Death on the Fringe @DeathOnFringe]

It turns out that #EdFringe2023 comedians have a lot to say about losing a parent. Check out "Simon David: Dead Dad Show" by @simongayvid, "Eve Ellenbogen: Dead Mom Stuff" by @EveElbow, "An Asian Queer Story: Coming Out to Dead People" by @RickySim7 (1/2)

[Death on the Fringe @DeathOnFringe]

@RickySim7 @JaneJapes @MoniZhangComedy @BeeBabylon_ "Dead Mom Stuff" by Eve Ellenbogen (@EveElbow) sees a loudmouth finally talk about the one thing she's been keeping to herself for thirty years. https://t.co/Y1eseCRNTg

[ACMS @AltComMemSoc]

In Edinburgh for August? We recommend:
- ourselves (obviously) at @barrelcomedy, Sun-Wed
- ACMS guests like @AManComedian, @BriTANicK, @EveElbow, @HugeDavies, @jacobhenegan, @rainbowziggy, @marksilcox, @MosesStorm...
- our lovely time-ordered list of shows https://t.co/BkVCs3JkxN

[Eve Ellenbogen @EveElbow]

@crazyjoedevola Wow, thanks Grant! You made my day!

[Eve Ellenbogen @EveElbow]

@YesMissShayla @Mistress_Sybil @IsOurLove_ @ewgirlyounasty 💕💕💕 Thanks for the shoutout @YesMissShayla

[Eve Ellenbogen @EveElbow]

@kathsstewart @nytopinion Great piece. Depressing, but very important to contextualize what’s driving part of this movement.

[Eve Ellenbogen @EveElbow]

@Alasdairtb best take I’ve seen so far

[Eve Ellenbogen @EveElbow]

One of the hardest personal defeats in my 2020 has been acknowledging that I'll probably never truly learn how to use Twitter.

[Grant Stern  @grantstern]

If you have pre-existing conditions, they're coming for you.

This is how #KamalaWonTheDebate.

PERIOD.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to bible

[Josh Fox @joshfoxfilm]

People stuck in traffic are witnessing NYPD beat up folks on their way home.

[Pierre G. @pgarapon]

Wtf!!! #BlacklivesMaters #brooklynprotest

[Jason Koebler @jason_koebler]

@berniebromanny MTA union has confirmed this is the official position of all bus drivers in the city: https://t.co/RtR1JlhPUZ

[✡️ A socialist from NYC @TheNYSocialist]

The NYPD is using a bus to transfer arrested protesters at the Barclays Center.

However the bus driver refused to drive it.

[Eve Ellenbogen @EveElbow]

Once this comes out, my career's really gonna take off