Eve

you won't sass me like that when I can summon wolves

[Dance @DikiRance81]

If you’re 45 and you’re living in a house share with 5 other people. You’re a fucking loser that’s terrible at making important decisions and shouldn’t be trusted to run a bath let alone a country.

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

We’re getting Sky Sports News covering a game they don’t have the rights for, but for a gig

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

This is the kind of picture you take to your hair stylist and cut all your hair off and then you’re disappointed in the result and are forced to contend with the realization that you actually just wanted to look like Emma Stone

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

sure but its excusable because mr big was very rude to her before most of those

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

ppl are hating on this and missing how funny it is. watching The Thing and seeing unimaginable horror happening to men and wishing it was happening to women instead is hilarious

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

ran to cristin milioti’s personal life section on wikipedia faster than the flash

[HolidayKirk @HolidayKirk]

I don't think there has ever been a pop star - ever, in history - less suited to an American breakthrough.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

There are LCD Soundsystem children among us

[im ave @tsve_]

david duchovny and gillian anderson

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Pretty wild that three women with the same last name all happened to meet and bond over their shared love of music

[big duntles @biglunty]

every time i hear homer hit that note at 32 seconds it makes me feel genuinely emotional

[lex😈 @GoldenLexis]

The teens don’t have fashion icons like this anymore. So so sad. They were ahead of their time cause these outfits still eat.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

The 6% were kinda cookin here

[Gay Gay Hunsecker @stockpiledclay]

I finally read Goodnight Moon and it was even better than The Very Hungry Caterpillar

[Fugs 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🔻 @FugeusRedux]

In the UK, the most popular chain pub has an in house propaganda publication which the owner uses as a political soapbox and excoriates his enemies in it

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Ready for the trick or treaters 🎃👻