Steven Bailey

Built a 7-figure Biz | Investor | Follow for random thoughts, unsolicited wisdom, and occasional nonsense

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

3 things that are 100% okay when you’re starting something new:

- Looking Dumb
- Making Mistakes
- Getting Laughed At

Do it anyways… Most never will.

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

@Truegreta So the clouds were the exact same both days?? Amazing

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

@MattWallace888 You’ve finally been caught @StevieWonder

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

@JohnMorganESQ Just an ambulance chaser with an inflated ego

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

👨🏻‍🍳 that 🥖

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

T-minus 4 days until I’m jobless for the first time in 10 years.

If anyone is hiring, here’s what I bring to the table:

- 9 years CEO experience
- 9 years janitor experience
- 9 years customer service experience
- 9 years therapist experience
- 9 years emergency problem solver
- 9 years arguing with insurance companies and printers

Skills:
✔ Can make “we’re working on it” sound very professional
✔ Can turn complete chaos into slightly more organized chaos
✔ Proficient in Excel, anxiety, and pretending everything is under control

Expected salary: somewhere between “entry level” and “private island.”

DM me with opportunities.

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

@aestheticsguyy @Raylivez1

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

@not_jeffepstein This dudes gotta have some dirt on him too

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

@not_jeffepstein Is this the @HawkTuah of 2026… calling it now….meme coin coming soon 🙄

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

Stop explaining yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you.

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

Your entire life is roughly 4,000 weeks long.

If you’re 35 years old:

You’ve already used about 1,800 weeks.

Time is the only asset you can’t buy more of.

Spend it like it matters.

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

Having no one in your corner teaches you something powerful…

You start to realize that you’re the heavyweight and you can take on anything that comes your way 🥊

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

@niccruzpatane X now needs a marketplace to buy/sell and trades jobs @elonmusk

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

@BlueJays Let’s gooooo!!!!

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

🌮 Josh Rivera Oppo Taco!

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

https://t.co/LjRzRDCpqk

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

@DavidoPolice Drove by him yesterday, zero security 🤯

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

I still can’t believe who I drove by yesterday…zero security is wild

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

@JoNationLive @Cybergearco Agreed, easy install and so happy with it!

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

This is Jeff. He resides on Main Street in Sarasota, FL. Talked to him for a long time. Soft spoken, nice guy, who loves drinking Mountain Dew. If you’re ever in the area buy my man a Dew!

[Steven Bailey @EvenSteven]

Something I’m working on myself: Take “sorry” out of your vocabulary. It’s the weakest, most destructive word to use both professionally and personally. Don’t apologize for your actions, focus on solutions!