Steven Potter

a delirious #mariners fan. big dumper is my spirit animal.

[Steven Potter @EvenStevenP]

Vegas looks like old fridge mayonnaise running around on the ice. #WinterClassic

[In Otter News.... @In_Otter_News2]

Steve is trying his best.

[Steven Potter @EvenStevenP]

@Walmart hiring a person that officially accepts and then straight up rescinding the offer for no reason is absolute trash behavior. Cold and heartless.

This happened today to a family member. Can anyone do anything?

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

👑 REPOST TO WIN 👑

Here’s your chance to win a @RealKingFelix jersey and a Félix Hall of Fame t-shirt. All you have to do is smash that repost button to enter. #HappyFélixWeekend

[Steven Potter @EvenStevenP]

I wasn’t sure when I’d have to face the shame and guilt for committing such a heinous act, but I have to face up to it, no matter the consequence. It’s with much sadness that I admit this grave mistake. I spilled caramel coffee creamer all over my dog today, and he was delighted.

[Steven Potter @EvenStevenP]

😱

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their brutal honesty, unfiltered diaristic confessions and wild wistfulness. I love this album because it tells a tale of growing up, flailing, flying and crashing… and living to speak about it. With six extra songs I’ve sprung loose from the vault, I absolutely cannot wait to celebrate Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) with you on July 7th. Pre-order now at https://t.co/m3KNl71qrY 💜💜💜

[Steven Potter @EvenStevenP]

There’s a line for de-icing at the Denver airport at 12:41 AM for a flight that has been delayed for hours.

[Nicolas Cole 🚢👻 @Nicolascole77]

These graphics summarize some of life's hardest lessons.

1/ Distractions fill the space we give them.

[hercules @Hercules_algo]

Charles Barkley showering in his Jersey to clean it when he had an early morning flight is next level funny 😂 😂

[Steven Potter @EvenStevenP]

The the love please stop using doorbells in ads. My dog can’t handle it 😂

[Steven Potter @EvenStevenP]

Ok a Pixar movie like Encanto but with multicultural bees.

[i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla]

However! What you may not know is that different honeybee species have different dances, and that when you put multiple species together in one colony, they will gradually learn to understand each other's dances, just as if they were in an immersion program!

[Steven Potter @EvenStevenP]

@SterlingComms He squared up. Charge.

[Steven Potter @EvenStevenP]

The movies really are hilarious. Ads advertising getting FOMO on advertising to the biggest, most diverse audience in the country.

There are 12 people here on a Friday night.

[Steven Potter @EvenStevenP]

@poetickate You can’t casually watch that film. It eats you up. Thought it was really well done.

[Steven Potter @EvenStevenP]

@SterlingComms When that album dropped I could NOT stop singing it to myself.

[Jacob Larsen 🇺🇸 🇩🇰 🇺🇦 @SLCPaladin]

In light of the passage of HB 215, I think it is important that more people understand just exactly how public education is funded in Utah. A short 🧵:

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[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

1 RT = 1 VOTE FOR VINCE DUNN & ANDRE BURAKOVSKY #NHLAllStarVote

[Steven Potter @EvenStevenP]

@MLB @Angels @Mariners @Braves

[Steven Potter @EvenStevenP]

In a raspy, ailing voice to the dog under the bed: return the vaseline…return the vaseline…