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[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

@Hcano713 @PurplePups What was the threat and who did it originate from? My 6th grader came home talking about it and is scared to go to school tomorrow.

[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

@Hcano713 @abc13houston What was the threat and who did it originate from? My 6th grader came home talking about it and is scared to go to school tomorrow?

[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

Ahhhhh, nothing like turning on the news and starting my morning with a little fresh media covfefe.

[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

@realDonaldTrump yeah, the meeting was as great as that handshake you gave her. Oh, wait...

[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

Paid $20 to buy Moana for my kids, which is basically a cost of $.02 each as they watch it 1,000 times repeatedly over the next 2 weeks.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

@realDonaldTrump #Merylsayshi

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

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[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

I heard Frederick Douglass is in town for the Super Bowl.
#alternativefacts

[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

Hahahaha. @VicenteFoxQue has made my day. #willyoubeourpresident https://t.co/rI4sWCYSBr

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

#trump grow up,behave like a president.Stop lying and cheating American https://t.co/ODERldPWI8 know you lost popular vote.

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

Sean Spicer, I've said this to @realDonaldTrump and now I'll tell you: Mexico is not going to pay for that fucking wall. #FuckingWall

[John Legend @johnlegend]

The last 2 inaugurations were very crowded. This one is so... roomy

[President Obama @POTUS44]

I'm still asking you to believe - not in my ability to bring about change, but in yours. I believe in change because I believe in you.

[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

@realDonaldTrump @TrumpInaugural @TobyKeithMusic I would literally rather bleed to death out of my whatever...

[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

There is literally no sexy way to eat a non-pitted olive.

[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

I'm pretty sure the future of @jimmykimmel's #meantweets will just be people reading off of @realDonaldTrump's feed.💩💩 #deleteyouraccount

[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

@realDonaldTrump no one has to try to "make you look bad", you do that all on your own when you spread those tiny duck lips and speak. 💩💩💩💩

[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

@realDonaldTrump suck it up, princess. You've spent your life attacking others, time to eat what you serve and quit whining about it.

[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

Dear Santa, all I want is for you to teach my son to lift the toilet seat when he pees. #dearsantarequests

[EverCapricious @EverCapricious]

The bacon 🥓 and facepalm 🤦🏽‍♀️ emojis are the only thing that saved 2016 from being a total dumpsterfire #dumpsterfire #pleasemakethatemoji

[Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato]

Jesus fucking Christ, @realDonaldTrump. You are the president-elect. Pick your fucking battles, man. You're embarrassing yourself.