Colton *but in a disappointed tone*

Rest in Paradise Mikey and Dillon☝🏼 Proud dad to Kenley Noel Evertsen👶🏼

[Colton *but in a disappointed tone* @Evertsen61]

My seed is growing👨‍👧

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

THE SHINING was released 43 years ago today. Not a huge success on its release, it has gone down as one of Stanley Kubrick’s most popular films and most influential horror movies ever made. The behind the scenes story is as outrageous as you might expect…

A THREAD

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[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

Babe, don't forget to put the biblically accurate angel atop the tree

[FXHedge @Fxhedgers]

AMAZON FACES BLACK FRIDAY PROTESTS, STRIKES IN 40 COUNTRIES; WORKERS PLAN TO STAGE WALKOUTS OVER PAY AND CONDITIONS: BBG

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Our love will never die

[ABC15 Arizona @abc15]

Kari Lake has released a statement stating she refuses to concede in the governor's race against Katie Hobbs. AP called the race in favor of Hobbs Monday. As of this morning, Hobbs leads Lake by 17,200 votes, with 16,892 votes left to count. https://t.co/Tbp0z4AKVF #abc15

[Roadrunner Records @rrusa]

Congratulations to @TURNSTILEHC on their 3 GRAMMY nominations!

#GRAMMYs @RecordingAcad

[Colton *but in a disappointed tone* @Evertsen61]

WW3 here we go

[FXHedge @Fxhedgers]

RUSSIAN MISSILES CROSSED INTO POLAND, KILLING 2: AP

[Colton *but in a disappointed tone* @Evertsen61]

Back on Twitter now that Elon is canning nerds. About to post the most unhinged shit on the timeline

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Ligma Johnson had it coming 🍆 💦

[Deep Fried Twinkie @deepfriedtwinke]

I knew the queen died before the BBC did because the irish blood inside me vibrated like an amber alert

[Colton *but in a disappointed tone* @Evertsen61]

The irony lmao

[FXHedge @Fxhedgers]

CALIFORNIA DECLARES ENERGY EMERGENCY ALERT WATCH FOR GRID 'CHARGING EV'S PROHIBITED'

[FXHedge @Fxhedgers]

CALIFORNIA DECLARES GRID EMERGENCY, RAISING SPECTER OF BLACKOUT; ADVISES 'AVOID CHARGING EV'S'

[m @pussypearI]

me passing the pen to my friend

[Matt Schlapp @mschlapp]

Democrats are raising your taxes during a recession to subsidize tax credits for rich people to buy electric cars and make the IRS larger than all of the world's military budgets except the U.S. and China. They are purposefully trying to make our lives worse.

[FXHedge @Fxhedgers]

CALIFORNIA THROWS 70,000 TRUCKERS IN GIG-WORK LEGAL LIMBO RISKING SUPPLY CHAINS, TWO-THIRDS OF STATE'S PORT TRUCKERS COULD BE FORCED OFF THE ROAD: BBG

[Colton *but in a disappointed tone* @Evertsen61]

Sad day for sex workers :/