Every Three Weekly

The official humor publication of the University of Michigan.

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The University of Michigan’s best-smelling humor publication is now its best-smelling Instagram account too. Follow The Every Three Weekly (@every3weekly) on Instagram for the latest, breaking fake news. https://t.co/Qgy69hU3aj

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Glad to see our grounded, hard-hitting journalism is finally reaching an audience of truth-telling patriots. Thank you for doing your part to tell the real story, Wendell.
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NEW: Biden refuses to disclose info about two loan agreements he allegedly executed with James Biden for a total of $240K

“Is this what ‘the most transparent administration in history’ is supposed to look like?” @GOPoversight asks
https://t.co/yCAOfrDvG2 via @BreitbartNews

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Blue Bucks Reach Parity With The U.S. Dollar For The First Time In Two Decades https://t.co/PJ825nSy4h

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Professor’s Entire Life Revealed After Temporarily Sharing iPad Home Screen https://t.co/a3p25aBqFZ

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Nation Readies For Tradition Of Seeing Extended Family In Pajamas https://t.co/jXQHF9qOLd

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New Tattoo Embroiled In Controversy At Family Holiday https://t.co/SfzKWNzXbK

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BREAKING: Santa To Put Carbon Credits Instead Of Coal In Naughty Kids’ Stockings This Year https://t.co/19PEvGyoju

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Santa Constipated https://t.co/cXO4EYnfYM

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Crippled, Impoverished Victorian Boy Somehow Holds Secret To True Meaning Of Christmas https://t.co/vpsFpqKqsp

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OPINION: “I’m So Much More Than A ‘Nepotism Baby’” By The Great-Granddaughter Of An Irish Potato Farmer Who Just Ordered Fries At Wendy's https://t.co/CUTYff4kfL

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Computer Science Passion Project Crumbles To Pieces After Grandma Asks What An App Is https://t.co/dqa8ejNgqO

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Kid On Baking Show Whose Cake Fell Taking It Like Real Fucking Loser https://t.co/Qbs6Bw1kwm

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Apple Announces Carbon Neutral Child Labor By 2050 https://t.co/JuxUjw3l2A

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Tiny Home Couple Reveals Not-So-Tiny Divorce Settlement https://t.co/jCXzG7lqY7

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BREAKING: FINAL GRADES, DECEMBER EDITION DROPPING

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OPINION: This Is Just Like Hogwarts!
By A Freshman Witnessing Law Quad, Hippogriff Attack https://t.co/P27D5w98xX

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Midterm Elections Ask Voters To Decide Fate Of Democracy And Also Pick Guy Who Runs The Snow Plows https://t.co/c9Wfz4NYm5

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Gmail Schedule Send Successfully Tricks Professors Into Thinking You Professional, Responsible Early-Riser https://t.co/V2a4qp5Dwg

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Friend Telling You To Put Away Money For Retirement Can’t Put Away Dish In Dishwasher https://t.co/SfpmEtqokd

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Product Of 900 Years Of Inbreeding Unsure Why His Fingers Look Like That https://t.co/JaDdt2FNZa

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Dusty Cheerio Found In Dorm Closet Reminds Student Of Those Who Came Before https://t.co/oNOSauVSAA