Patrick Thomas

Programmer, Avid gamer.

[Patrick Thomas @EverydayHer0]

@EverydayHer0 Hey, would you folks like to have my account / username? You could probably do more good with it than me.

[Patrick Thomas @EverydayHer0]

@gzornick That's what I thought, thanks!

[Patrick Thomas @EverydayHer0]

@gzornick Who is....lindsey?

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My spidey-sense is tingling. Wait, you mean it shouldn't feel like that when I pee?

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Let's get this party started

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L.A. face with the Oakland bootie

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As a side note: planning weddings makes me want to strangle baby animals

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The misses is shopping for shoes from some kind of wedding mountain.

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It's been a while...

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Oh hi twitter

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I love Donald Glover, but I can't get into his rap. I keep expecting there to be comedy involved, but then I am let down when it's serious.

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@thinkgeek That video was less sad, and more funny when the kid just responds "Hi" to his father appearing.

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I think the girl next to me is now playing one of those Friskies iPad games for your cat. #fb

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There is a child wandering the aisle yelling " zizza zye zyne" over and over and over.

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Wow, my shirt caught on fire fast!

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I guess I'll just have to make my own torch here.

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Awww, am I missing Olympic things?? Womp womp

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Oh, she hid the sammich. She must be wise to me. Challenge accepted.

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This train should stop less. Just get me to back bay!

[Patrick Thomas @EverydayHer0]

Oh em gee she took 2 bites and wrapped it back up. Whore. Just give me the fucking sammich.