Loki Laufeyson

#Loki, and the things that keep me busy when I am not conquering the world.

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Appearently it's not okay to wear my helmet to the supermarket. #Wallmart

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Midgardians tend to sleep in things that resemble our battle campsides. But they do it for fun and with no armor. #Camping

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Even so much they make me spell 'temperatures' the wrong way. #God of misspelled

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These temperstures are challenging for a Jotün to say the least. #Detroit

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Breakfast at Danny's. One has to start his day of terror with a nice bacon & egg sandwich, doesn't he? #Breakfast

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I remember how Thor ripped my teddybear. #Confession

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Just returned from the mall. A kid laughed at my helmet. I laughed at his ripped open teddybear. #Villain

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The fun thing about being a villain or a hero is that whatever you are, no one recognizes you without your suit. #Fact

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Apparently they do not put bauchsnipes on barbecues here. #Midgard

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I will probably never get used to Midgardian means of travel - I'm used to not having to share my horses. #Metro

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I am not sure why, but the girl who dropped her ice cream got to me. #frostgiant

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Forgot to take off my helmet again. The woman at the grocery store was so nice to remind me of it. A bit loud, perhaps. #loki