Life of AdamMasters

I am Batman. (This is a parody twitter for the life of Adam Masters. Adam is not responsible for any tweets posted)

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"Your attitude is the window to your heart" #deepthoughts

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"...I wanna see some dancing! Sam is basically Michael Jackson so..."

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. @elijahorton is the tool king. #toolking
#tooltooltool

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That time I had a sandwich in my back pocket. #whocares #KC2014

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Won a light saber at a Yankee swap... No one is stealing MY gift!

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"I've got Jesus and I've got a light saber... That's all I need!" #thingsadamsays

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Just stalking my prey. #HowIEat #Huntin #OnTheProwl #ThingsAdamDoes

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"... That's disgusting... I shall not share yet..." #ThingsAdamSays

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This is how I do Valentines day! @holbert_gm @AnniePickett @Jess_Larson @meowy53 #LadiesMan

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(1 John 3:15) So what Jesus really meant was, If you have a brain and two eyes, than you're a serial killer.. #ThingsAdamSays #Biblethoughts

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first commandment: thy shalt always bring thy Dutch blitz with thy. #KJV #thingsAdamsays

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Sometimes I wear sombreros and hang out in my parents empty shower... #showerLife #Latino #FiestaTime

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The bible says if you stay at the start, you'll be first at the finish! ...good theology! #Theology #Lastisfirst #thingsAdamsays

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Deep thoughts... I love hot chocolate from the Mudhouse! #deepthoughts #mudhouse #thingsAdamsays

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You know you live on the North side of springfield when you are eight months old and have two younger siblings. #ghetto #thingsAdamsays