Evey F 🤓

if you want me to learn the rules, make them less boring✌🏼 Unofficial Oreo Spokeswoman

[Evey F 🤓 @Evey_F]

Move over, person I held a grudge against for the past 8 years. Someone else has wronged me.

[Evey F 🤓 @Evey_F]

Am I high or is this season of Love Is Blind going to work out perfectly for everyone?

[Evey F 🤓 @Evey_F]

“Snoring in Southern California seems weird. It doesn’t get that cold” -husband sleep talking

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.

[Evey F 🤓 @Evey_F]

@BornAKang Why is it like this?

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My love language is worship

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Who do you have to F to become a nepo baby around here?

[Evey F 🤓 @Evey_F]

@keirseycat and then his little sister comforts him 😭 One of the greatest movies out there.

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On my mid thirties bullshit (eating frozen grapes and watching a problematic reality show)

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@JoJoFromJerz They have balls on their truck

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@JessHarnell I dare you

[Evey F 🤓 @Evey_F]

Happy New Year to people who think that time is real.

[Evey F 🤓 @Evey_F]

flips* 🤓

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You know it’s the holidays when someone in natures car (Subaru) flicks you off. 🎄

[kie @criminalplaza]

tanya in the white lotus finale

[Evey F 🤓 @Evey_F]

“Do you know these gays?”
“These gays are trying to murder me”
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

[Evey F 🤓 @Evey_F]

I’m gonna go as The White Lotus theme song for Halloween next year.
Don’t steal it.

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@dejatheviewpod The QUICK 180

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@AbbottCampaign @GregAbbott_TX nope