Pee Pee Head

Rhianna want a rude boy? Bitch, aiight.

[Pee Pee Head @EvictYourSoul]

Black holes sound like sci‑fi, but they’re real—and they warp space and time like nothing else

[Jay @toonzoku]

This one really hurts, you will be missed Rowdy. 🕊️

[debo @killmefam]

Me and the 4 other retards I met at summer camp when we put kosher salt on a banana slug and it dissolves into goo

[Scotch @scotchscotchzz]

I witnessed a man at Home Depot go down a dark path.

This choice will lead to a broken home, a promiscuous wife, gay children, and unfinished projects while drinking seltzers.

If you don’t take your tools seriously you don’t take your life seriously.

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

NFL refs when Patrick Mahomes gets touched

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Help

[Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJoeBidenDie]

No

[PHILLYHEADLINES @PHILLYHEADLINE]

She not strapped but she strapped

[xannie @juiceswrId]

imagine trump getting shot and his security yells “donald duck”

[ethan @lil_eath]

okay mr fart

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

oh wahhh third places are disappearing everyone is lonely everything’s too expensive blah blah blah. a 40 is like 4 bucks and there are so many ditches and sewers and abandoned hospitals and playgrounds in this country. It’s time we all got serious about loitering.

[AB @AB84]

Swifties after their Starbucks #CTESPN