when i am too lazy to cook and eat a microwave dinner i like to watch it spin during the last 30 seconds of its cook time and pretend im a newly divorced father who just lost everything hes ever loved
No I deadass need this removed from the game. When I’m tryna chill and collect stones but then clover decides it’s time to come touch my butt and scream in my ear.
letting yall know im fully mirgating over here atp.
im tired of the owner of 'x' making disgusting business decisions. this page will stay up for archival purposes feel free to follow and intwract with me over here.
[doctor hands my wife our newborn son] congratulations
my wife: do u want to hold him
me: yes [picking him up and gently cradling him until i start to cry] wow. he’s so precious
doctor: put me down