Evil-Lyt

I'm evil. I'm lyt. There's a good chance I'll forget this acct exists.

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

@hfxtransit when are you going to start supporting the people and making routes and route frequencies that make sense? Because it shouldn't take me two hours for a 20 minute drive.

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

@HalifaxTransit if walking is faster than your bussing system, maybe your bussing system is flawed. I've been riding on your busses since 2005 (not by choice) and wow have you not gotten your act together ever.

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

"you ever try to chew like you're dancing the Carlton but with your mouth?"

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

"And I love it when a plan comes together."
*Flicks lighter, fails to light*

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

Having a 50's themed restaurant today is the same time span as having a Victorian themed restaurant back in the 1950's.

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

I'm reading that there are people actively working to have a permanent permanent human presence established; and I exclaim, "Oh no, the moon is about to be colinated!"
@skeletoker:
Me: "... colinated?!"

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

@susie_dent , I need your official sign off. Is "colinated" a word?

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

"I'm like the Chester-worchestershire cat."*maniacal laughter*

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

* @skeletoker cursing out his joint* "Stay lit!"
Me: "That's the plan."

[New Age Cannabis Podcast @NewAgeCannaPC]

Do you know any "successful" cannabis users?

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

"Do you want to go for a p-u-u-f?"
@skeletoker

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

"Is it really a re-up if you never... Un up?" - Evil Lyt, 2023

Eloquent, I know.

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

*Talking about Top Gun*
"He's flying an F14."
Me: "Well it would fly 'cause it doesn't fit on the keyboard. It only goes to F12."
Everyone: 🙄🤦‍♂️

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

@Sorceressbehigh quick question, why can't I feel my face?

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

@Sorceressbehigh gave me one of her latest potions from her local supplier... Might be able to fly there myself after a bowl of this magic.

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

@Sorceressbehigh gave me one of her latest potions from her local supplier... Might be able to fly there myself after a bowl of this magic.

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

It happened again this year with a sleeve of Kitkats. Thankfully the Skeletoids found them.

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

After many evil spells and sacrifices, I have finally located the CUP OF SNAKE MOUNTAAAIN.

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

Just yelled "*Give* it a rest!" at my cat digging to the centre of the earth via the litter box. I've peaked as a member of my homeland

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

@trohelfir Hi there I need sun if you don't mind sending three gifts and then you can delete if you need the room. I am a daily gifter as gifts allow so I'm good for candies lol thank you!

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

@jyhonm @crossingsolace Added you from polar, if you could send sun gifts I'd be forever grateful. If you need the room feel free to delete after three but I gift daily as gifts allow. Thank you!

[Evil-Lyt @Evil_Lyt]

@salad0531 Added you from polar. I too gift daily as gifts allow