Normies be like:
“Idk man, $63,000 for a Bitcoin sounds risky…”
Then go finance a Kia Soul at 14% APR
While eating seed oil and cricket paste
In a house they don’t own
With money they don’t have
To impress people who think The Bachelor is real.
They’ll call Bitcoin a bubble
Then spend 40 years making minimum payments to a bank with marble floors.
Bitcoin isn’t risky, idiot.
Your ENTIRE LIFE is a leveraged buyout by people who hate you.
Literally could not be more bullish on Bitcoin.
- SATA about to start daily dividends
- STRC about to start semi-monthly dividends
- MSTR volume sucking up Bitcoin
- CLARITY Act on the way
- Oversold according to almost every indicator
- ETF plumbing keeps expanding
- Metaplanet prefs soon?
- Interest expense pressure
- Satanic global debt machine running hot
- Bitcoin becoming productive collateral
- Strategic Bitcoin Reserve "proceeding with all deliberate speed” - come on Bessent, don't screw us
- Business cycle expansion
- State level Bitcoin reserves
- RIA allocation ramps slowly normalizing 1-5% exposure
- Halving in under two years
- QT end / liquidity pivot coming eventually
- Rate cuts on horizon
- Fiat credit stress
- Wars proving use case
- Bearish sentiment near peak exhaustion
Everyone is bored while the most bullish Bitcoin setup in history is quietly loading.