evil shley

hater, third amendment crusader

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

Shopping for jeans is a humiliation ritual

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

I’m a recruiter at a top company. Here is the first question I ask every applicant who walks through the door: Are you a smart fella or a fart smella?

By their answer I can predict with 95% accuracy whether they will succeed.

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

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[evil shley @EvilCharle]

The wolf does not concern himself with the opinions of centrists

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

They should invent a 20s where you don’t feel like you’re running out of time

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

@iamnotcorpse I’m kobyposting

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

This came to me in a vision

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

@iamnotcorpse I HAD A FEELING HE’D GET IT

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

Meatier shower this weekend 😻

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

I’m like if a girl had autism

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

We don’t talk anymore 💔

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

I’m always asking this

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

I actually love spending $220/month for the opportunity to spend $3500 in a year after which I get to pay 20% of my medical bills 😻

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

Coffee is my beautiful wife who tries to hurt me

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

Being asked to speak up as someone w a quiet voice is like getting stabbed a thousand times

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

Looking into this

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

Chat does anyone know how to stave off the Dread?

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

I’m a real bad kid 😼 but a real good listener 😸 leave me alone mom I wanna have fun 😾😿

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs

[𓆩♡𓆪 @fairyprxncess]

pink le creuset

[evil shley @EvilCharle]

I need the pop girlies to stop answering the phone when jack antinoff calls