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i miss my wisdom teeth :(

[buddy @EvilExBuddy]

this mercury retrograde will NOT defeat me... NOT THIS TIME

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guy at the bus stop took a fat rip of his vape & the wind blew it right into a mom & her baby’s face lmao

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*charli xcx voice* everything is… expensive… awwhh!

[buddy @EvilExBuddy]

just gave myself a buzzcut. mental illness cured!!!

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just realized in Britney Spears’ song 3, she says “Peter, Paul, and Mary” and I thought she was just saying names… but she’s actually saying “Polyamory”. HER PEN IS UNMATCHED!

[buddy @EvilExBuddy]

torn between wanting to be immortal & wanting to die immediately

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wish i could lobotomize the part of my brain that makes me act rude whenever i’m overstimulated

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just had the craziest depression sleep i think i slept for 36 hours lmao it’s really sunday?

[buddy @EvilExBuddy]

feel like everyone’s having fun except me

[buddy @EvilExBuddy]

my favorite thing about the Evil Dead movies is how literally every single actor is terrible at acting, but once they put on the Deadite wig, they give generational performances

[buddy @EvilExBuddy]

at least twitter’s new favorite horror movie to pick apart (Obsession) is a good movie... sometimes they like some pure garbage (Pearl).

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uno reverse card on body dismorphia where i think i’m the baddest bitch to ever exist

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disney lowkey did the Moana live action remake to test if it’s too soon to remake their true cash cow… Frozen….

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Evil Dead Burn was fun but the editing made me nauseous.

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classic evil dead diehard fans are annoying af. reminds me of classic tomb raider diehard fans (annoying af).

[buddy @EvilExBuddy]

i wanna fawk… my computah…

[buddy @EvilExBuddy]

tell me about Coke Zero…

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lowkey Millie Bobby Brown would be a great Lara Croft

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someone at Dead By Daylight HQ smoked a huge joint & said “what if we brought back instant heal syringes… but for the whole team”

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ODJDJDDKD I FINALLY FOUND IT IT'S BEEN YEARSSSS

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That movie… it made me laugh. It made me cry. It made me scared. It made me laugh. It made me feel so sexy