Patricio

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@ugomrcl You could braid those gorgeous armpit hairs! I just want a peek at the UGO BUSH 🌳 !!!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@Djoko_UTD Well this negative thinking went out the window ! He cooked Sinner in the US Open! Went and won his first Australian Open WITHOUT JUAN CARLOS, who I REALLY BELIEVE CARLOS FELT JUANKI DIDNT PROVIDE ANYTHING MORE! Hence he shitcanned him! And he’s been blistering ever since!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@Yummyzine Ask Ugo

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@josemorgado SCAM NORRIE bounced by a 22 year old US College Kid! TYPICAL! I was surprised SCAM didn’t deploy his usual clownish, mind fuck attempts at crazy corner serves or his other dumb tactics! Oh well! He can retire with his career highlight was 2 wins over Carlitos!!! Bahahaha!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@josemorgado Now if Osaka put in 1/1000ths of her effort in her tennis game that she AND Nike into these clownish outfits? She might win something again? But it seems she’s ONLY back to Tennis to cosplay as a MET Gala attendee!But don’t tell her anything! She’ll have her typical breakdown!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@SLV_REaL19 @josemorgado Thank God he doesn’t have dumbfucks like you on his team! His legs have always been huge and muscular! He’s used them to run to the podium to collect 7 Grand Slams! The only “Slam” you collect is the Farmers Slam at Denny’s once a month when you can afford it! TWAT!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@josemorgado I just can’t understand how a physical specimen who “looks” as imposing as Draper is so frail and brittle? British players, aside from Murray who himself was always plagued with injuries are just NOT physically fit! British players = WEAK, SPAINARDS = MADE OF IRON!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@SK__Tennis She’s getting to the fourth round out of fear factor alone! After that! Muscle memory, quick twitch muscles and GOAT 🐐level SOLID STEEL MENTALITY takes over and she double bagels Rybakina AND Sabalenka to lift #24!!!!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@xo_hannigram He’ll be begging for more barenack throttling literally 10 minutes after him losing his cherry! Betcha!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@shouq_al90149 What the actual fuck! If we saw a mannequin THIS SKINNY! We’d call an ambulance! Someone tackle her and grapple away the OZEMPIC! She thinks it’s Coke Zero!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@lovecaraz Sex with a racket!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@lovecaraz So damn SEXY! Body sculpted by the GODS!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@lovecaraz First off! FLAVIO is handsome! But he AIN’T CARLITOS SEXY! Baby BOI ALCARAZ JUST KILLING IT WITH EVERY PICTURE HE TAKES! Long hair, short hair, NO HAIR! SEXY FUKN MURCIAN CANNOT TAKE A BAD PIC! I’ll use that chain as a dog collar to lead him to my BED! And HE WILL OBEY!! Yeow!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@alcarazzupdates Just continue your cautious recovery until you and your Doctors are sure you are back to your 100% ferocious playing style! The WORLD awaits your return Carlitos! VAMOSSSS!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@dariopiacentin4 @Djoko_UTD Just because he REGULARLY BEATS UP ON SINNER DOESNT MEAN HE’S A DOPER! Only one PROVEN DOPER ON TOUR! And the WORLD knows WHO that is! He’s been in an Italian Hospital for 2 days for “tests”??? More like cleaning out his system because the current roids are frying him inside!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@Grg_rojas @atptour You’ll go back to being beaten like a ragdoll once Carlos and Jannick returns to tour healthy! SOMETHING you’re very INTIMATE WITH! We will see what are your BULLSHIT excuses then SAZCHA!!!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@Zwxsh He’d be MORE FUCKED than he already IS!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@Billclinton2222 @alcarazdaily Oh like CLOSTEBOL BOY IS GORGING HIMSELF ON ALL THE CLAY COURTS HIS SKINNY ASS WOULDNT HAVE WON IN A MILLION YEARS IF CARLOS WASNT INJURED! GOTCHA SINNER GLAZER! Now wipe your lip! Some Sinner DNA is STILL THERE!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@alcarazzupdates These FUKN ASSHOLES are always trying to diminish Carlos’s light! Like he takes tennis less seriously than others! I’m sure when they do this! They do it for clicks and ALWAYS to try to compare him to Sinner! But they’re wasting their time! Carlos IS just the more accomplished!

[Patricio @Evilguy36]

@PuntoDBreak Keep playing Please Jannick! Being GREEDY will cost you! You'll be burnt out, injured and broken by the Italian Open where you ARE defending Finalist points and when the French Open starts, Alcaraz will return, FRESH, and claim his THIRD ROLAND GARROS in a row! Can't wait !!!!