Mary K

I will have the ultimate zombie survival team. KCCO

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

@DutchBros had system crash at your Clermont, FL location this morning. With the design of your drive thru we were stuck with no option to exit for an HOUR. Your workers knew we were one of the last ones who got stuck but there was no manager, no offer for refund or free coffee

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

Who did it better?

#TheMummy #Dune #sand

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

So as a new cat mom, today I tested putting one of my cats zipped in my hoodie. Murray loved it. THEN HE FELL ASLEEP

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

@news6wkmg hey, why is WKMG CBS playing prepaid programming instead of ANY football games today?

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

@KoreyBawden I say more Salmon 🤣🤣

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

CM: I’m sick, can I ER?
Coordinator: No
CM: but I’m ill and can’t perform my job
Coordinator: Let me call you an alpha
CM: do it
Coordinator: calls*
CM:

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

Me: trying to explain
My love for Henry Cavill
Since The Count of
Monte Cristo. My Friends:

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

@WDWToday #castcompliment to Gracie at Astro Orbiter. During the Very Merry Christmas Fireworks she tried her hardest to give us the safety instructions over the noise, and had a smile on her face!!!

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

@AmazonHelp They suggested trying the Playstation app instead

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

Dear @PrimeVideo , we’re on like, day 5 of not being able to watch ANYTHING on our Xbox prime app. 3 days ago we were told to “just wait until the issue is resolved”.

I would like to use my service please?

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

@AmazonHelp Just got off the phone with Amazon concern. It’s been an issue since Thanksgiving with the app and “they’re working on it best they can”

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

Dear @PrimeVideo, I love your service. I haven’t been able to watch it the last 3 days as apparently the Xbox Prime app is having “issues”. When I went on chat, at the end of the conversation the agent pretty much said “just wait until the issue is resolved!” ...so when is that?

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

@themetaphorgirl I’m sorry but have you ever hit the fast part of Garth Brooks-Callin Baton Rouge 🤣🤣

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

@WDWToday #castcompliment to Michael with the beard working Studio C at Rockin Roller coaster today, Nov 16 around 12:15!!! He had the entire preshow cracking up with his talking to the band. Best preshow I’ve ever seen.

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

Literally the only problem of being friends with a bartender: you want to go easy for a night and ask for a single tall and they still pour you a double tall 🤣🤣

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

Hey @CruiseNorwegian, we always love the water slides on the Epic! #NorwegiansSummerFridays

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

Hey @CruiseNorwegian just dreaming about taking a cruise to Alaska!!! #NorwegiansSummerFridays

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

@HorrorNightsORL Can’t hurt right

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

Hey @CruiseNorwegian! My fav summer drink was the pina colada we had in Nassau during our cruise #NorwegiansSummerFridays

[Mary K @EvilMaryK]

Me: there’s like almost no traffic so far getting to work! I might be early!

That one mile on 192: