May Dog

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world EvilMattMay doesnt exist! Look out tall people w/ hair. I'm coming for u 1st!

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@bangertimo @wmchammer33 He's sponsoring a what?

😳

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@wmchammer33 Traded the weed I brought to the parade for one of those. Its pretty noteworthy when i see literally anything and think "this dude can have all the nugs I have on me if he gives me that"

Because nugs are better than 93% of life. Chiefs SB parades do land firmly in that 7% though

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@wmchammer33 And, as I get a bit older, I have softened on Geddy Lee, and hardened to Bob Seeger.

At least Rush was trying to do something interesting. It doesn't work for me, but I see the effort. Seeger's music is ordering Springsteen on Wish.

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@wmchammer33
Bob Seger blows...

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@Runaway_Piper Chocolate does all the heavy lifting up front, mushroom handles the rest once it shows up!

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@wmchammer33 Like you didn't know...

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@wmchammer33 To be clear, I am actually not the "buddy" he is referring to. This time. For real.

[Goose @goosetheband]

🤣🤣🤣 @MountainDew

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

Kirk Cousins. Lololololol!

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@wmchammer33 Without looking, I assumed "exactly 5 min" was how long you kept your account deactivated

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@GonzoVice

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@wmchammer33 Makes note to sabotage this effort on social media platforms you don't even use.

Evil! Hahahahaha!

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

Is it even a holiday if your loved ones don't make you physically shake with unbridled rage?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

(Yes, everything is fine, pretty good day tbh, still this 100%)

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@Wombat_Matt As a burner account, I feel attacked.

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@PodcastRecords Desperadoes and Muhammad actually both count.
Roland, Lawyers, Guns,& $

Mr. Bad Example, and Play it All Night long for a couple dark horses.

The French Inhaler, Carmelita,

But all time fav might just be Poor Poor Pitiful Me.

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@radicalobserver @JosephJFlynn1 He's the guy Skynyrd told to stfu on that overplayed tune. No, the other overplayed tune...

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@im7below KC fan here. I hate that fuckin chop

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@QueenCityJamz "But seriously, who has the drugs right now?"

[May Dog @EvilMattMay]

@DiddyRadWV Love this man

[DanceSafe @DanceSafe]

RT if you've lost someone because they couldn't access #safesupply or #drugchecking.