Evil Queen

Gen-X middle child.

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This is how I will be describing my pandemic weight gain henceforth.

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@SneezingCow It is a perishable skill.

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@T_Gibby Hope spring eternal.

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@Beckandcall What in the hell is wrong with people?

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@cunningpike I’m so sorry. That sounds like a nightmare.

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@mimismartypants That just sucks. I’m so sorry.

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Every time I check the work mobile on the weekend my mind says “No whammies, no whammies” as the screen lights up.

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@Beckandcall Shit.

[Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblat]

I'd like five minutes off from worrying about everything, if you please.

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The Quicksand station on Pandora has been the perfect soundtrack for my week if you’re wondering how my life is going.

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I think I wasted my summer.

[Mave @MavenofHonor]

Did you waste your entire summer or did you manage to start arriving places like Elizabeth Taylor does in Cleopatra

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@ohhisabellaa I mean, as long as the baby isn’t drinking…

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Weird How Anti-Choicers Never Seem To Want To Make Giving Birth Free
https://t.co/mG1nWAjoYV by @RobynElyse

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@Beckandcall How wonderful! Hooray for babies.

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@Beckandcall If she’s lucky her baby will grow up to be as wonderful of yours.

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I am on page 23 of Broken, by @TheBloggess and I have had to stop 3 times because I’m laughing so hard I cry and can’t see the pages.

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@Beckandcall Kids. Those sweet faces the first week of school will do it. Start with kindergarten. They are joyful.

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@daniellamyoung I used to teach kick boxing. Which was tremendous to tell people in the DMV. Reactions were priceless.

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@sonorawrites @rgay @busboysandpoets They also have the best breakfast egg sandwiches.