sharkey.bsky

Scott Sharkey is a fictional character.

[sharkey.bsky @evilsharkey]

Just a heads up that this script still works if you want to nuke all your shit https://t.co/8YlnLwwF1j

Okay fuckity bye.

[sharkey.bsky @evilsharkey]

Get the fuck out you pack of stupid cunts.

[desiree is no longer here @swindlesoiree]

we didn't listen last year so if anyone wants in on this it's not even 6:30pm PT, we have plenty of time

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Oh is David Sedaris being an asshole? Let me share my experience, starting with a photo.

[desiree is no longer here @swindlesoiree]

I have supporting evidence.

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I can't believe 2020 is making me mute the word "cake" but y'all on my last gd nerve

[desiree is no longer here @swindlesoiree]

It is more radical to publish Black joy than it is to publish Black trauma, pass it on.

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Listen, I know A**zon is the devil, but its the only place I can order groceries using a SNAP/EBT card for delivery and THAT is a fucking problem for people who need food right now.

It's gone from "a privilege to stay home when sick" to "a privilege to stay in during pandemic."

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Scott currently works as a rare book finder and he brought this very large pile of weird shit he finds in old books. I'm sharing the funny and cursed ones.

[desiree is no longer here @swindlesoiree]

thoughts and prayers, motherfuckers

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HELLO
reminder that i accidentally moved to a white flight state and that people here literally don't talk about it
ever

you're wrong if you think Portland's racist history doesn't color its climate and interactions with PoC today https://t.co/G5roOnoTfH

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I asked why nobody votes for me when I get POTG or the best card in Overwatch and Scott said it's because nobody in America votes.

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i hate having this many characters please take it back nobody asked for this we just asked to not be harassed by nazis

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Hello.

Don't trust McCain.
He is the scorpion and we are the frog.

Keep up the pressure until the votes are in.