Evil Tech Billionaire

Founder of the Childrens Climate Justice Network. Tech billionaire saving the children of the planet with your tax dollars and my private jets.

[Evil Tech Billionaire @EvilTechBill]

New policy from the Childrens Climate Justice Network: every peasant must install solar panels. My yacht runs on 100% diesel. Balance achieved.

[Evil Tech Billionaire @EvilTechBill]

@pepesgrandma You’re welcome.

[Evil Tech Billionaire @EvilTechBill]

@libsoftiktok @PrairieValleySD I can’t take credit for Trans. But Whole Language, that was me. Peasants are much easier to control when they can’t read. Stupid X.

[Evil Tech Billionaire @EvilTechBill]

@factpostnews You’re welcome. You think it was easy to get all those illegals to smuggle in those worms? “We want fentanyl” they kept saying.

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@TheAliceSmith @elonmusk I’ve worked so hard for that. Thanks for noticing.

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@elonmusk I really did need that second megayacht to take food to the famine.

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@ingelramdecoucy Yep

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@lsanger All part of my master plan. Too much truth on Wikipedia still. Grokipedia is pure truth but if I get people to shift over I can just say it’s Elon. It was good for awhile.

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@greta All that training would interfere with their drinking.

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@JackPosobiec Scrapbooking.

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@TheCriticalDri2 What they don’t show you in the video is after the women do that they want you to take them to pound town.

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@elonmusk I tried to get them to name it that but stupid Reagan overruled me.

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@MamaSissieSays WTH is reluctant heterosexuality? Is that where you say No when you mean Yes? Because that’s just a Tuesday at my house.

[Evil Tech Billionaire @EvilTechBill]

@elonmusk Stupid engineers good at math.

[Evil Tech Billionaire @EvilTechBill]

@doogadoo11 Pee wee Herman vibes but he leans into it.

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@ggreenwald Making coffee isn’t creative. Can’t force inspiration. No matter how many times I have my staff flogged. Doesn’t work.

[Evil Tech Billionaire @EvilTechBill]

@DougWahl1 We’re shutting down the IRS? How will we fleece the peasants then? I better talk to her.

[Evil Tech Billionaire @EvilTechBill]

@BillKristol Where have you been?

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@sandibachom Yeah I watched them. The whole thing of Epstein being impotent made them kind of boring.

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@HealthRanger No skin off my nose. I’ve got the goods on both of them.

[Evil Tech Billionaire @EvilTechBill]

@libsoftiktok Remember when I got Joe to build a pier to sneak weapons to Hamas.

It was such a glorious war.

Stupid Joos were so careful they destroyed the city while leaving 98% of the citizens fine.