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[ev @EvinGilida]

Im not saying she sucks but she has the personality of a La Croix

[μέλισσα(Melissa) @1melisza]

This remains in my head rent free

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

why I won’t wear a mask

[‎bri @reverbqueen]

“when you were young” is better than “mr brightside” and i will die on that hill

[Ole Miss Football @OleMissFB]

A career worthy of a number retirement

🔟 = @EliManning

[GRiZ 🌈 @Griz]

Colorado pls know about and support sb20-217. Other states pls research your local law enforcement reform and ways to support it.

[Holland Beck @hollaa_backk]

Unexpected side effect of the pandemic. The water flowing through the canals of the Sigma Nu pool have gotten so clear that the dolphins have returned.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I officially declare ASU hockey NCAA champions and this is effective immediately and not up for discussion. Congrats to asu men’s ice hockey.

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Cheating is one thing but you let him drink purified water out of my brita

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

40 years ago today, Al Michaels asked the world if they believed in MIRACLES. 🇺🇸

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

recently realized I can’t have a boyfriend bc the sheer inconvenience of either carrying my 12-step skincare routine with me at all times or buying a second set for his place is just not worth it

[ev @EvinGilida]

@SarahJent_ gets fruit instead of fries at chick-fil-A... welp guess that’s the end of our friendship

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

Best of luck Coach Kiffin! You showed what is possible at FAU and raised the expectations for our program. Excited to see you turn around Ole Miss and shake up the SEC. I’m a rebel fan now

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

if I was a football player I would simply catch the ball

[The Hockey Gods! @HockeyGods]

David Pastrnak enters the penalty box just as his Dunkin' Donuts commercial begins (which is of him in the penalty box) 😂

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

He’s not ignoring you he just recently bought separate shampoo and conditioner and is trying to figure out which one goes in his hair first

[Kevin @KC_Royalls]

Pro tip: if you’re going through rush the first question you should ask at each house is who killed JonBenét Ramsey

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

TJ Oshie: still an American legend @spittinchiclets

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