Evan James Skinner

I go and I go, here to here to there to there, next stop the spaceship.

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

Ammo is getting expensive.. Don't expect a warning shot. -bumper sticker in ky

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

Sometimes you think you could still be at work. #ineedthemoneymightaswellhustle https://t.co/qg4JZKyS9J

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

#firefly2015 #sylvanesso #themuck #lifeistooshort https://t.co/k4gWtsPAoU

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

Sometimes you always got to walk back to the campsite. Where the totem is. To hear about #roo and how I just don't go with the right people

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

#firefly2015 #pedicab #letsgetrealweird #ravefamily #thosewhoridetogetherstaytogether https://t.co/4NhVQtEICV

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

Ready to rock the weekend in Dover!!! Who's ready? https://t.co/Us7zH4COuC

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

And I just head butted my dog enough to clear my sinuses

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

All of a sudden I can watch darts in tv?? #imgettingold

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

Created using #MemeFactory iOS app. @FunnyismSP https://t.co/QuB2cdXPuc

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

#alltimegreatest https://t.co/E3DKgjUe7d

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/PWVpT7d2mp

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

I got a rope burn. https://t.co/FGAFGhDOs5

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

You know you're old when you start thinking how shitty stock stereos sound in the parking lot when a person gets in and it's too loud.

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

Remember that 40 minutes where your dad rambles as much as you do.. https://t.co/I7CHRmsuci

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

I'll settle for pizza rolls https://t.co/VqukZgSssa

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

This is #reggiemillerstatus #and1 #eatadick #imsorry #youhadhopeonce #thatswhyyourethelastseed… https://t.co/YXtHEcEUfl

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

People will become aware when I make my intentions known.

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

I love waking up from awesome sleep. On time. Only to see dog poop and pee. Why won't this dog grow up?

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

Sleeping on the window sill(y) https://t.co/GKI3YYgjqm

[Evan James Skinner @EvJam]

I just ate a pudding cup without a spoon. That is all